Friday, July 09, 2010

This Little Piggy went to the Market

Scene 1: HDB supermarket

Scene 2: Home, Kitchen

Scene 1 Act 1

Mummy: Son, help me get a basket.

Elliot rudely jostles other Aunties to go get basket.

Jostled Aunties give Elliot cold stares.

Elliot rolls bitchy eyeballs.

Elliot: Hi Mummy, here's your basket. But I help you carry. Can I go get yalkut?

Mummy: Sure son, I need some limes too.

Elliot: Okie dokie

Scene 1 ends

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Scene 2 Act 1

Mummy places grocery bags on kitchen counter.

Elliot: Want some yalkut, Mummy?

Mummy: No thanks, son.

Maid enters scene.

Maid helps Mummy with grocery bags.

Mummy takes out fish, chicken and vegetables. Until...

Mummy:



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Elliot: This is the limez.

Mummy: Fark no! This is then the lime.



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Elliot: LOL. Sorry Mummy.

Scene 2 ends

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