Orgasm

Im quite surprise that my brother of 15 years old is still not that sex-educated.

Oh yes, he does know what are sperms, eggs, breasts and also frequantly utters the 4letter word and smelly gentials in hokkien infront of me when my parents are not around.

And not forgetting the countless sex-ed talks he was made to sit through during his last year in Pri School and his Lower Sec days.

But strangely, he doesnt know what is Orgasm.

It all began when we(my 2 bros and I) were watching Desperate Housewives during our Malaysia trip not too long ago; when one of the actors said "Orgasm."

"What is orgasm?"he asked innocently as though he still plays with his Bayblade.

I gave him the you-dunno-meh?-and-I dont-want-to-explain-to-you look while my older bro called urgently for my father.

"Dad, your son has something to ask you!"my brother yelled and grinned mischievously from ear to ear.

"What is orgasm,"my younger brother repeated when my father entered the scene with a much puzzled-looking face.

"Oh. Organsm,"my dad paused to think for a good 5 seconds.

Suddenly the blarring TV of Desperate Housewives was nothing exciting; instead all heads turn to my dad to anticipate his answer.

"Well son, organsm is where you















URINE OUT VANILLA ICECREAM,"


OH MY FREAKIN MOTHER GOODNESS!!!!

LIKE WTF???????????? VANILLA ICECREAM?

My older brother and I cracked up like dropped eggs. We laughed so hard while my younger brother still remained confused.

As we continued to entertain ourselves with my dad's accurate but still stupid hilarious answer, my dad rushed off to my mother for her aid.