Sunday, March 29, 2009

You are just another irritant.

Like soap in my eye or a blunt stone in my shoe.

Im not really affected by you (:

Yesterday was Earth day.

And I specially requested for 10 extra plastic bags to hold my single bar of Cadbury chocolate.

Yes, Im defiant and rebellious. Im bad. Im bad boy. Someone spank me.

Im just not impress with this whole Earth day campagin.

The previous Earth day last year - Live perfomances throughout the world. Just imagine the amt of energy and resources used for the stage, lighting, sounds, tickets for a day of spreading the word to go green. Reports even show the immense junk left behind by people who attended the performaces because they really feel for the Earth and not just for some popstar shaking her thing on stage. Yeah, right. How convincing.

So, what? Last year, wear green. This year, off light for an hour.

"WOW! I offed my lights for an entire hour! Im feel as green as the boogeys in my nostrils!"

Let me point out that we all off the lights for at least 8 hours a day, unless you sleep with the light on lar.

I quite annoyed they suddenly allocate a day for Earth day. Am I right to say that we all should go green on Earth day while the other 364 days, we can burn paper and leave the tap running?

Its just like Valentines. We only can be extra-romantic and utter cliche and corny phrases to desribe the love for whoever on that day, and then on other days them hasbands resume beating their wifes and girlfriends continue to mentally torment their boyfriends.

Maybe its not my place to say cause I bo gf huh...oh, yeah whatever. Im a loser with no gf. Boohoo, I go to corner and suck my thumb now k?

There are other ways to spread the word to go green. Suddenly naming a day 'Earth day' is not working for me.

And dont get me wrong, Im not some brainless twit who leave the air-con on when not in use. Im jus pointing out that Earth day is dumb and stupid and cheap. We should always be green everyday.

One last thing,

since we're talking about being green and stuff, I would to say something.

Remember the phrase

"Finish your food son, you know people from Africa have no food to eat ok!"

And as we grow older, some of us become brainy brats and retort our parents who brought us up with good morals by saying

"Even if I finish or dont finish my food, the Africas will still go hungry. No difference, must well dont eat."

Go fark youself.

Yes, you're right that the poor, dirty, unprivileged, primitive, uneducated and only skin and bones children and adults and oldies from Africa will still be hungry regardless whether your plate is clean.

But for you, to blatantly say that? Shows how immature and shallow you are. You, being blessed with a bed, proper sewage systems, countless forms of entertainment and having at least 3 meals a day and you say that?

Say with a glittering tiara on your head. Complain with a shiny red PSP in your hand. Moan and groan as someone feeds you with a silver spoon.

Go get yourself an attitude adjustment. You're seriousl in need of one.

Seldomly, I wont finish my food. But unlike you, I have a blardy conscience that makes me feel horrible.

Grow up, you dick.

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