Unbelievable

Happy Chinese New Year!

Ok, now on to a discovery that blew my mind.

I was browsing through the old entries of Kelly Oxford's tumblr when I stumbled on an entry on men who were once fat.

And I saw Marc Jacobs, my jaw just dropped.

I have seen many before and after fat to skinny people photos, but the transformation of Marc Jacobs made the arches of my eyebrows rise to the heavens and beyond.

The thing is I have seen Marc Jacobs before - both fat and skinny but just didn't put two and two together and thought they were different people.

I remembered one day in school, my polymate was flipping through a fashion magazine when she turned the page to this advert:

And she was "Oh, this is Marc Jacobs, like the designer himself not a model. He is one of the very few good-looking straight designers."

After she said that, I was deeply puzzled. Because I watch the Style Network on cable and have seen like interviews done with Marc Jacobs as this fat and unkempt person. But then again I'm not someone who knows labels and all that jazz and thought that that sweaty-looking person must be a designer for some other brand. So I exclaimed "Ohhhh waaaa, he's really good-looking."

This happened months back. I just realized that both of them are the same person an hour ago. You can't blame me, just look at how he looked like before:

And now:

unless you play the bag-pipes well, loose the skirt.

I don't like to use profanities on my blog but this really is

MIND-FUCKING MY BRAIN

Damn man, since we're (or me) on the topic of weight-loss, I gained approximately 7kg over the span of November till now. Because firstly, there was pre-xmas when I told myself I should loose as much weight for xmas goodies and delicacies from Turkey. The plan failed and I told myself: ok just eat as much as you want you obese grotesque porcine but after you come back from Turkey you'll have to diet and exercise. But then again, CNY will be a month time so I told myself again: what for loose weight when you will gain it back and what for be selective on your food choices when its a festive occasion so ta-dah - I now weigh 62kg.

I just realized that I neither have a 'secondly' nor a 'lastly' to follow up on my 'firstly'...let's just keep it as that.

Till then!

P.S: Kailyn, apparently MJ isn't straight, he is the gay.

Engaged somemore sioz!