I like fights.

The drama, the stunts, the cheering, the holding back, the settle-after-school-at-carpark etc.

I mean I don't like being in one, I just like to watch.



I'm a total wuss if someone were to pick a fight with me. Especially if it was an ahbengz or ahlianz because they got gang one. I don't have gang. If one of them was to challenge me "Simi diao simi? Ai da is it?", I'll be like "No thanks bro. Your scary tats and your piercings at unnatural areas are good enough to make me wet my pants. I'm a hum ji boyz."

The top of my list of 'fav fights' would be girl fights.

It is very entertaining to watch girls having fights. Because firstly, it starts with hurling each other with expletives at the top of their lungs before one cracks and make dive for the other. And it involves slapping, scratching and hair-pulling.

For dudes, the blows deal with much more damage and kinda strategic.

The injuries for girl fights would amount to bruises and scars, whereas for dudes they will be more blood shed like a deep cut on the lip or a broken nose.

Why the sudden fascination on fights? You would ask. Well, because a fight took place quite recently and it became so infamous it has a section in the newspapers. Not to mention that it has topped my 'fav fights' list.

The Clash of Ruggies



Just a brief info:

ACSI, RI and St.Andrews share a common pride and joy. You guess it! Rugby.

It has been an ongoing competition since as far back as 19 something something. And my oh my, how it was taken so seriously. How serious? The whole school would take a school day off to go down to cheer for their own school at the finals and if they win, next day BO SCHOOL.

It was the finals of that glorified winning-is-everything match where ACSI and St.A were against each other.

The competition was rampage, hectic, fierce. It began so intense that they were not playing to win, but rather to protect their prides and egos.

Apparently, according to the news, one cocky ACS dude mocked a St.A dude (i refuse to refer a St.A dude a 'saint') about him being a loser, but what actually broke the camel's back was: that dude made an insult about the other dude's mother! (shudders)

I mean, I assume lah.

The whole match thus ended with a pitch invasion of boys from both schools, causing a stir and maybe a scramble for videophones.



This is the first time I witness how 'patriotic' students feel about their own school. Maybe its because they're from elite schools, therefore more pressure for them to excel? And not just by studies or debates, its on sports. God damn sports. And here I am, hating to do any form of physical activity. Actually not really leh, I like to play frisbee.

Coming from a neighborhood school due to a lousy PSLE score of 184, I'm not educated with like rivalry between elite schools, and how like which school or which school is like linked for example, the flings between IJ girls and Barker boys and the bitter strife between (as above) St.Andrews and ACSI kids.

It marvels me because my school aint that happening. The only schools that are at cahoots with my lovely school(Geylang Methodist), would be other neighbourhood schools like the ones with the uniform that is blue? I forgot the name. See, neighbourhood school - forgettable sighs ):

P.s: I'm not sure whether St.Andrews is an elite school but it sounds like one.