Elephants

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When shit happens, a strong reaction is expected. Especially when the shit is from the behind of an African elephant - huge, moist and smelly.

The shit could be due to 2 things. Number 1, it is a natural process which all elephants go through. Number 2, it could be that a stick is lodged all the way up their wrinkled asses, causing great discomfort and displeasure. Therefore, more effort is done to remove the stick before it can join the rest of the unwanted sticks on the ground.

The first point is understandable. It is natural for shit to be made up of occasional clashes and strives. But there will be a point in time, the shit is flushed away, through an efficient plumbing system, and into the majestic ocean which boasts liberation and vindication.

The second point, however, is less desirable. The shit is unnatural, forced, redundant. It is rather unhealthy, filled with every bad thing an elephant shouldn't eat. What's more, there is junk and filth blocking their gaping holes, thus passing out shit more than is needed to.

The shit belonging to the second point brings nothing but unhappiness, conflict, grief, anger...It is really unnecessary, but no choice, there's a stick up there that has to be taken out asap!

So what to do when the shit is causing a scene? A scene which is so uncalled for, so pointless yet derogatory?

Step away from it. Avoid it like a plague. Opposing will achieve nothing but inconvenience. Because we all know removing shit from the sole of your shoe is never an easy and enjoyable task to do.

I re-read many times what I wrote and trust that you guys will have difficulty deciphering the hidden agenda behind the shit and the elephant. It's all just nonsense, you may take a pass from this one.