Gucci took a holiday from me for a week. Scurrying around the house to look for domestic beetles and house lizards to feast on. It was a Saturday night when my brother found her coming out of hiding, conceding defeat that life outside the perimeter of her tank is TMTH (too much too handle).
OMG. Just look at her feet!(pawz, feetz, clawz. whatever.) As black and dirty like BANGA...................Bangalizatisheraks. Its a very black vegetable found in Madagascar. Go google it.
Her long-snowish-slivery-and-chio hair now has dust bunnies caught in between the roots, she's even visibly smaller in size. And when I took a whiff of her, she smelt like DEATH!!! It was so bad that I retched.
Bo pian needa bathe her even though the lame hamster books say should'nt. But she damn smelly lah, can die one k.
She's like a cat. No like water.
Wa, successful eh someone.
Fairprice soap. She's in need for that.
Orh hor!! Gucci bu shuangzzzz liaozz!!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Close to 7 Days
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LOL! This is really damn funny.LOL!
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