Nat That

What's up, cruel world.

There's a bloody Digital Film & Video Production tomorrow and already, I've given up studying for it. Guess I'll wait for my 1hr train ride to school to chiongsss. Woohoo, I'm a chiongster.

My elder blather's birthday is next week. His 21st to be exact. And Elias and I have not bought anything for our dear dear bro. Germaine has been helping pass secret messages through mos codes and smoke signals to what we should get for him. When finally I decided to get Ray-ban shades for him (without the help of my idiot brother because he moans and groans that he has school, bo time), my cousin texted me to say that he's getting that for him. WAH LAU! RIP-OFF SIA!!!

Then when I finalized on something else, Errol popped his head into my room and said

"Elliot, get me a brown belt for my birthday k. I am in need of one,"

So much for your pleasant surprise.

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Oh yah, BTW Nat Ho likes men.

Source: A conceited assfreak in my class who claims he works in MediaCorp (well...its true....that he works there).

"Huh? Seriously? How you know? It may not be true whats..." said the doubtful me.

"You don't know because you don't work in the industry," he replied.

Oh.

Oh.

Well I beg your pardon.

You and your plucked eyebrows to finish your lame mediocre Chinese Singaporean face even though you claim to be mix with Korean.

"Eh, but you don't go spreading it around!" warned your Campus Superstar finalist. (Superstar can go suck ballz lah.)

That never cross my mind. Hehehe...so...

Apparently, Nat likes men. Men like Nat. Nat digs boys. Boys lust for Nat. Nat has a pilot who works for SIA for a boyfriend. The pilot has a MediaCorp Artiste for a boyfriend.



He likes wrapping his tongue around other things, not only your plain old egg/ham sandwich.

It's up to you to believe what I blogged here. I'm not saying that any of this is true. Or false. I just so happen to hear this juicy piece of scandalous info worthy for sharing from a snobbish bastard who is part of the media industry and oh mymymymymymymymymy, is he damn proud of himself.

Lastly, Happy Birthday Livia! You're legal baby!!!

P.S: I don't know whether he is gay or not. Please don't assume that I'm right, as I said I'm not saying any of these is true or false. I even find it hard to believe. Don't sue k.