The case of the slipper incident

O god.I cant believe what happened dis morning.My lovely orange reebok slippers was stolen by a complete retard who is obsessed with orange reebok slippers!!! O god.I lUUUURve those slippers!!!WHY!!!Why hav they parted from moi!!!??? It all happned when i went for tuiton dis morn around 9+ - left my slippers outside the door to go in bare-footed(of course).The after tuition,it vanished and i had to wear her son's red,not really comfortable,slippers.I wore those orange slippers specially to match my orange t-shirt and my orange watch and soon-to-be orange specs!Wah lao eh! %$&()P#)@!!!(*&$)@&)_!!!!!! *sobz* hope justice is done ='( well, look on the bright side-u know what to get me for christmas..........