Sunday, February 15, 2009

Happy Valentkellyfrigilisticexpiallydotiousines day!

That's for yesterday, btw.

AND I WENT OUT WITH MY STEAD! I GAVE HER A STALK OF ROSE AND A HUMUNGOUS SUNFLOWER CAREBEAR BEAR PLUS CHOCOLATES IN A HEART-SHAPED BOX! WITH CHANEL PERFUME LEH!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHA!

What a load of rubbish.

I stayed at home and gorged on a tub of Ben&Jerry's. Thinking about the woes of being single. So what are the woes of being single?

Hmm...I dunno. Im satisified being single; unlike you who keeps on harping about wanting a partner because it gives you a sense of accomplishment that you got one of them trophies which you not only parade it down the streets of town, but also invade your own facebook/friendster of photos of you and the stash you swagged.

Feeling paranoid anyone?

HAHA! Im not attacking anyone in particuar lar. Because it so happens I encountered idiots who voice their complaints on not having a BF or GF which irritates me how sexually deprived you are or how you so so so wanna so be IN IT that you have to go around, doing your FALALALA-ing thus giving people like me a mindset on your level of desperate-ness (It's high btw.). So, I just cannot NOT slam you here, you desporano.

But wait, who am I to say that? I never had that feeling of uncontrolled longing of a partner just like a male dog to a female dog on heat. No, I never had that feeling. Nor have I experienced one. So, I guess Im just some angry loser ranting on stuff he can never get. Sad ):

Oh yah, my changed my blogskin. So now you can see my archivs. That will be embarrassing. Coz you see, I blogged like an immature git when I was young. Wait, Im still young.

Anyways, ah yah! You all sure go look at my oldest post one lar. The 2006,2005 ones right.

REPULSIVE LEH YOU ALL!! WAN GO READ MY UNSAVVY BLOGGING SKILLS. LIKE THE WAY I PUT 'Z'S AT THE END OF MY WORDS AND THE COUNTLESS TIMES I PUT 'LOL' AND 'HAXHAX' OR 'HAZHAZ'.

Fine...Why dont I select a few shameful ones for you to read.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

best day!

YAA!My parents overseas trip!!!Today i went out buggis junction wif my frens behind evryone's back..lOl!..im a bad boy!well...we(2 frenz n I) watched "Just Like Heaven"...lOlx...so fuNny there...we started to throw popcorn in the front...ice in our mouth we spit dem out in the front...put our legs on the front seat..hazhaz...so funny...went to my frenz house...she has these tWo adorable bunnies!!...its so appealin to me tat im really tinkin of gettiN one...lOlx..better stick to hammies now!:P

Thursday, July 13, 2006

sports day
yes!sports day!no i mean>yes,sports day todae.i don really like it.i won a price for the most still sitter.but it has its advantages.we miss school that day.YAY! espeacially missing two periods of PHYSICS!god!the dragdragdrag came home.n slept.n slept.n snored zZzZZzzZ.woke up early in the evening around 4.bathe and monkeyed about wif my hamsters and me dog till tuition teacher cums who is my mum's sis.she came early!=(( then start early lorz...bleah! at least my superduper crazy fart cousin came =DDDDD


Hmmm... 2007 entries are quite savvy leh. Or well.

Btw, dont ever visit xanga.com/maddhs. Its just so.... just dont. Dont do it. Listen to me. What the H does maddhs means. No meaning. So dumb. So lame. So retarded. BOOO!!! So more that blog so many F words one, so many hokkien bad words. How can? Teach untouch children bad things. ATROCIOUS! We all should burn that blog down and stone the blogger!

1 spoke:

Anonymous said...

hey i remembered the 15 Nov post!
cause i went out with you and Olivia~
Cheers!
:D


p/s : i miss those times lovely. ):

sherien was here. (: