Friday, February 20, 2009

Glenn Ong and Jamie Yeo aint your mediocre, plain-Jane or average Joe thing things.

You would definitely know who they are if you're a Singaporean. If you dont, you most probably leave under a rock without any form of communication to the outside world.

They are like one of the few worth-dicussing stars in Singapore. You would definitely see head-turns or fingers pointing whenever they appear in any part of Singapore.

See this oddly duo.



Well, they are married.

Oh wait, they were married.

On the 13th of Feb, Glenn Ong publicly annouced that he has broken up with his wife, Jamie Yeo, of dunno-how-many-years.

Glenn being a deejay, annouced the spilt through the radio.

Wow. Talk about utilizing your job to infinity and beyond.



What a heart-wrenching hairline crack between them.

Guess this is the only divorce that will make our small island talk for many days.

But still, I find it difficult to believe that they were attached, engaged and then married.

Glenn Ong seems really playful and childish for such a mature nd grown woman like Jamie Yeo. That is what I perceived from watching him on TV, so take my words for granted.

Whereas Jamie Yeo is sort of wild thing by sharing her personal details such as losing her virginity at 18 and masturbating at 6 years old in her blog.

"I had my first orgasm when I was 6. Wait!!! Before you fly off the handle

and faint or something. Let me explain. When i was a little girl, I found

that if I cross my legs tightly and squeeze for a long enough time, I’d feel

this strange but awesome and warm sensation down there. The sensation

would only last for about 6-10 seconds but it felt so good I couldn’t help but

repeat the “cross legs and squeeze” action again and again throughout my

childhood. Years later, when I finally learned (and experienced) what an

orgasm meant through sex education and a bit of self exploration, I finally

realised that I was more familiar with masturbation than most kids my

age."

Oh. Thanks Jamie. Good to know that young girls can turn to you if they wanna get their very first organsm.



Its a relief that they are responsible for a dog instead of an infant with a surname of 'Ong'.

Wait, hold that thought about dogs and babies.

If they really had a baby, Im so sure the divorce wouldnt be so sudden and maybe it wouldnt even happen.

Whereas the dog could be easily solved by "We takes turns. Fudgie would stay with me on alternate weeks. You can have the rest.".



Poor poor Fudgie. You dont know how much drama your two owners are going through. I pity your ignorance when you suddenly realize that you'll wake up only to see one of them and not both.

And to add, they are christians.

-Gasp-

Now everyone might start thinking that divorce is an ok thing religiously.

Well no, its not. Aside regligion or whatever nonsense you're bounded with, divorce is never and I mean never an ok thing. People might think its an ok thing because stars from Tinseltown are doing it repeatedly and constantly; so much so that it makes me so freaking sick.

And what is more bitter is that I just found out that Jamie Yeo and Glenn Ong (Glenn moved out whereas Jamie still stays there) have been living at east coast; alongside with Adrian Pang and Mark Richmid and Breatrice Chia.

I live directly oppsite a road called 'East Coast Road" and have never ever seen any of them.

Damn.

Anyways, I still wish them well for their rocky path ahead.

1 spoke:

Anonymous said...

HEY, I live a little down east coast road. &where is your tag board?