post-script

Finished the last half of New moon in 3hrs during an ungodly time in the morning.

Now I have nothing to read!!!! Someone sponsor me the third book or at least I give you money, you help me go buy - I lazy to go get it myslef leh...


Anyways, I received a generous helping of my mother's attitude last night. I dunno what I have done to be a victim of her bitcheness -slash- moodiness -slash- PMSness, but being such a good and obedient son I am, i did not rebel. Unlike many of you.


It all started when I placed her laptop (No, sadly I dont have my own...Soon though..) on the bed. Like a stalker who has been tracking for donkey years, her head popped into the room just as the bottom of the lappy hit my flower-printed bedsheet. Catching me in the act.


"How many time am I suppose to tell you not to put my laptop on the bed! Ellliot, the laptop will get very hot because of the bedsheet trapping the heat and then will spoil. And then your father is gonna blame me while you get scott-free!" My mother admonished me in one breath.


[Thanks to Richard Chia, Im being savvy in my language by using the word 'admonish']

Silently, I slided down my bed and place the lappy on the floor; continuing whatever I was doing on it.

"You know ever since you have been using my lapptop, you have been sleeping after 12am and waking up at 12pm. That's why you have been complaing about not being able to sleep. Your biological clock has been tempered with," she carried on, strings and more strings of words came out from her mouth as if she was having diarrhoea from the mouth. Continuously and everlasting.


By that time, I already reached the point where I could not just sit there dumbfounded and allow someone to beat me up with a badminton of words. So I gave her my own brand of attitude which would annoy any living being in the world but still cant accuse of me of being rebellious and so forth. If you know me in school, you would definitely know what Im talking about coz I did this everytime with teachers whom I was at loggerheads with.


I screwed my head up, expanded my eyes and flashed my innocent face and said cheerfully "Orh ok!". Giving a slight pinch of cuteness in my tone of voice.


My mum gave me a killer look coz she knew I was doing it again and also knew that she couldnt do nothing about it.


"I dont like the way you talk to me," she said darkly.


Looking up at her with my enlarged puppy eyes, I continued "Oh, ok. I will do my very best not to annoy you. I will try really hard." Giving her another of my SUPERFICIAL AND SACARSTIC innocent facial expression before turing back to the lappy's screen.


She knew again that she was losing the battle. So, just to win back some face, she said " You're only allowed to use my laptop for 5 more minutes." and stomped off to her room.


I surrendered the laptop to her in less than 3.


So, the moral of story: Never rebel at someone with higher authority, be sacarstic and superficial. It works wonders.


And to end off,


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GUCCI!! She's my gal~

Happy Lunar New Year everyone!
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Xing Nian Quai Le!
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Gong Xi Fa Cai!
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Ao Tu Po Ping!!!......erm....that's not part of the chinese thingy...hmm...