Monday, December 29, 2008

Im positive that my dad is pregnant.

He is acting like a total scrooge today.

I came back home today and there he was, scolding me for the small things I failed to do; for instance: forgetting to switch off the heater.

So dumb.

I dont think he is allowed to throw his moody-ness at me lor. He's not even a woman for goodness sakes. You dont even go through cramps you lunatic.

Seriously, he is behaving like some old granny who has misplaced her dentures and so becomes grouchy as she does not have the means to tastefully enjoy her bowl of piping hot bakuteh.

I dont even vent my moodiness or anger on people that are closely related to me, or for my dad's case, someone who is related blood to blood.

If you really cant bottle it up, please do us a favour and dont victimize your innocent child.

Instead, follow what your child does. Find a random person you dislike ever since you set your eyes on him or her, and start giving that person hell.

Just look how you filial son handles bastards and bitches.

By doing something he is best at - slamming them on his blog.

A living example would be this entry, submitted not too long ago The Unfortunate Bitch


Yes, I know its something really cowardly and pathetic...

But hey,

it works.

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