Friday, October 17, 2008

Oh my.

Someone please rate my blog.

As in not not by stars like 'out of 5 stars you rate mine 6' those kinda rating.

Rate me as in PG or NC16 or M18 or R21.

I want my blog to be freakin PG ok. You see, I dont use vulgarity lor and I dont talk about sex openly lor. Its a family blog ok!

Anyway,

I remembered one occasion I was studying with Jasmine.

I was like

'We got to study for our Big Os!!!'

Then she was like

'Oh. Big O?'

Im like

'huh?'

Then she was like

'Dont act dumb. The Big O lar! You dunno meh'

HAHAHA!!! Do you know the big O is??

Do you want me to tell you??

But this is a family blog leh. Your family filter plan wont let you in my blog if I tell you.

Anyways, all of you are not that innocent so all of you should know what Im talking about.

Hey,I used to be an innocent, ignorant young boy before. Not that now I have became some xing li bian hai de hun dan.

I didntknow bra had sizes till I learnt from an article on the chinese newspaper which the school made us buy.

I was only secondary 3 then.

On top of that, I almost vomitted when I saw that Poly girl's sex video.

See! Im like 7 years old back then. Till someone RUINED ME!!!

Points accusing finger at you*

And btw:

Those people who reads my blog in secrecy and somemore I know who you are. Tag lar to tell me you read my blog. I'll be super happy if you do that. Make my day.

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