post-script

It was close to 11pm when I made my way up to my room after goofing around with Fudge when I saw something which made me freak out.

Shit you know! I mean, I did not see shit, its just a swear exclamation word which I should use less often. Anyways...

Shit! I saw this freakin omgoodness-giant-mammoth-enormous-titanic plus-plus D cup sized mega grasshopper stuck on my dad's hand-painted walls of beige.

It was the biggest insect I have ever came across face-to-face in my whole entire life. I was staring at it with awe like how someone would to a thundering march of naked protesters. My eyes widened and scanned the monstrously large six-legged beast, from its twitching antenna, to its bulging black eyes and to its little spiked feet.

It is so retardedly big that I had to whip out my lousy camera to snapshot it.



Fine. This photo does not justify how super big it is. But hearing from a person who is filled to the brim with intergrity, you all should believe mois.

Anyways, I took the effort to zoom in.



Portrait view.



Portfolio view.

Yups, the zoom-in device has helped me to covince you all how freakin big it is.

I started to grow bored after watching the beast for minutes, which stayed completely motionless except for its twitching antenna.

I grew very restless.

So...I woke my bro up to share my new dicovery, I then told him:

"I want to disturb it. Got anything long to poke it?"

My bro, who did not posess the same excitement I had and still half asleep and cranky because I interfered with his dreams, said:

"You do that and I'll report you SPCA."

And off he went to bed before uttering an audible 'siao' at me.

Let's just say I didnt do anything to that dangerous-vicious-veryverybig monster. But I still went to bed with my door closed.