post-script

Grudgingly, I finally lift my heavy lumpy ass and made my way to the barber shop. Screw school's hair-check.

Anyways,I did a lot of thinking on my way there because I was in a freakin dont-mess-with-me mood so I had skpetical questions that most probably no one can answer racing through my skull.

Obviously, I was in deep in thought on something related to cutting of hair - being image-conscious.

I mean like if many of you would know me, im no really into my looks or all that. But that doesnt mean that Im ugly or hideous or average Joe lookalike that repeatedly cries 'Inner Beauty! Inner Beauty!'.

I completely stopped using any hair products like wax or gel or blahblah since a very long time ago. People actually wake up like 15mins early to do their hair. Wow, I take my hat off to them for being so discipline lor.

I have been going to the same barber shop since Primary 1. Its the traditional Chinese type. Both my brothers have been 'promoted' to fanciful salons. I just cant see myself going to those salons and wait upon David Gan to give me advise on what style I should cut. Then paying crazy prices for the losing your hair.Plus hearing from a bald hairdresser makes me raise an eyebrow.

Since mois is male, I consistently hear the 'S' word when guys talk about their hair. Spikes. Never in a million years will you see me spike my hair. The reasons are simple. No.1 reason is that my taste differs from others. No.2 I dont think I look good in wearing a crown of thorns or impersonating a porcupine. No.3 Almost every guy is doing it and why should I follow the flow like some kinda zombie.

Do you know how long it takes to spike hair into perfecto condition? Im not sure leh but I reckon it takes the same time I would be pang saiing. Somemore I would be reading the newspaper.... Ok... not the last sentence. Im no ah pek.

Another thing is the fringe. Whoopee! Lets all leave our fringes mega long then trap ourselves in tall towers and wait patiently for someone below to shout 'Rapanzel!'

Letting their fringes cover their eyes because who needs a pair of eyes when you can use just one? What's more, it is so breezy when we whip our heads in one direction to let our fringes fall on the side.

Ah yo, if I continue somemore all the guys would hate me. Ok lar, let's just say I cant look hot in spikes or long fringe so im being jealous therefore I slander those hairstyles to make myself feel more secure and boost my self-esteem.

Moving on...

Going under the knife is going really far. Believe or not, I had thoughts of getting a nose job when I grow up. You see, I have a super flat nose thanks to my dad's side genes lar! When I smile my nose spreads out like a magical carpet, waiting for Aladdin to ride on it.






Unsmiling






Smiling.



See the disgusting difference! And stop observing my sexy mole on your left. Whatever!


But I know that I shouldnt do it coz its sort of against my morals and my religion. Im not sure about my religion part but if God created you in his special way, why should you alter his creation. Waa, I freakin sound so holy.

Fudge is the one that needs it! Im so freakin bringing him for a snout job if there is one. Just look at his snout!




So super elongated.


Ok, what the hell. I admit im also image-conscious but not in a obsessive way lar. I hate my fading acne ( pls note that I used the word 'fading') and sometimes I meet with wadrobe malfuctions. When i meet my friends, I avoid wearing an outfit thay have seen me wearing before so its difficult to find a new set of clothing plus I hate shopping for clothes. Splurging my money on stupid brands like Topman. Btw, I like Espirit.


Everyone of course has their different views on this matter and majority of you all would think that being mindful on the way you look is not wrong. Of course not wrong. Who wants to go out looking like befool with a piece lettuce stuck between his teeth? I wouldnt. Who doesnt want to look supremely goregeous that would cause many gaw-droppers? I would.

Shit. I dun wanna sound like disney shows that goes like 'Be true to yourself' and then sing corny songs like camp rock and all that crap. But I just hate to see people being driven to obsession on their apperance or looks and freak out over a silly bad haircut or a red zit on the nose.


You can love me or hate me but this is the way I look at things.