post-script

With my magical nail-clipper, my finger and toe nails are now crazy short, so short that some bled. Im not some stupid emo trying-to-seek-attention self-inflicting pain person. Im just someone who likes to keep proper hygiene. You know hor, I just get really irritated with guys having long nails, especially the toe nails. For girls, its allright because.... they're girls? Nails to them is a form of body art, splashing bright colour like shocking pink, sunny yellow if you're soulful or just black or..erm.. black if you're some gothic rock chick. Once in while, gluing beads,pebbles, glass, pasta on them. The little things girls do to waste money.

Anyways, I just feel really annnoyed.Here you are, sashying across town with your omyfreakingexpensive Havannas. And then you spoil everything but exposing your protuding,sharp,filthy,blackened, digusting toenails. It will just take seconds for people to start running and screaming the other way,shileding their eyes from you. Seriously. Im saying this because I care for you.

However, having blunt short nails have is sort of a bad thing.
So after i snipped off the nails, I must well continue to groom the rest of my body.Taking cotton buds,shaver, tweezers,mirrors, (input some hygiene helper equipment) etc. I also wanna set my nose free form any boegeys and left over slimy debris. So i shove my fingers in my nostril, but omygoodness. Without my nails, clearing the dirt was like groping in the dark. It was as though my nostrils was like KBE, moving at a snail's pace of less than 100km/h or else kena fine.My fingernails were like two other arms which got chopped off. I only could rely on my stubby finger to scrap them out but they were making matters worse by pushing them further in the neverending tunnel of DOOM!!

And hor, Dont come and tell me "EEEeee, you dig your nose,Very er sing worhs!!!"
I should be the one sayinbg that to you. If you declare your dont pick your nose, you are either a lier or a person with a very dirty nose. The disgusting ones are the ones who pick their nose in public, oblivious to everyone around him/her while the frantic search for lavish gold continues through the waves of dense nose hairs and slimy mucas.Think Indianna Jones.