post-script

My mum took me out for tea the other day to a place not so far from here. After carefully selecting our sinful pastries, we found our seats and waited patiently for my ice chocolate and my mum's dunno-what-brand tea. Situated facing a small stretch of road, we observed vehicles coming and going, at the same time contributing to global warming and hearing the whirring of grass cutters shaving off grass on pavements.

You really want me to type 'we watch the clouds dance in the lovely blue sky and listening to birds chirping in the distance' ? Hello? This is Singapore? The only birds we saw are your ordinary burnt crows which squawk annoyingly and continuously. And colour of the sky is is brusied by us.

Anyways, my mum popped the question.

Ummm, that sounded wrong...let mois re-phrase.

My mum made a casual remark... or question.

As you all know my Older Bro has really found a serious relationship with the gal... and he's like lovesick... and more yadidada honey-coated shit...endless on skype...handphone bill hits the roof...Father pissed...You know...growing up?

so my mum asked mois

"So son, what do you think of Kor kor having a girlfriend?"

What im about to say was totally the usual say-things-without-thinking kinda thing and im not lying. I jus said what popped in head. So I jus said:

"Pre-martial sex"

Do you I ALMOST got slapped?? But its true whats....Dun you see how sick the world has become??
Kissing leads to humping like farting leads to pooping ok!its jus a fact.accept it bitches.